when i say moist, you say panties.
moist. panties! moist. panties!

yes, it’s true. we bought moistpanties.com.
then we put the URL all over the place.

i even got a nice text from my mom.

well, mom, if you just clicked the link for moistpanties.com, you’d find out that it was all just a harmless ad for Thinx leak-proof underwear.

and the results, they were incredible.